Hopeless heroes

"When Tim Baker breaks his mum's favorite vase, it's the least of his problems. The Greek hero he's released is in danger of doing far worse. To the flowers, the rug-Oh, no! Not the kitchen! Hercules is only trying to be helpful but he's just hopeless. It's time to send this dim demigod home before Tim becomes ancient history. Hopeless Heroes is a fun-filled series about Greek mythology, adventure and what it means to be a hero."--Publisher's description....

How do you bring a statue to life? Tim and Zoe think they know. If only Jason would help and someone didn't keep looking at them like flies in a web. Enough, Arachne. At least the time-travelling vase is in good hands. Well, god hands. In fact, the god of thieves and liars' hands.

Why is Tim's picture on an ancient oil flask at the British Museum? Is Hera planning to trap him with it? How? When? Tim needs a god who can see the future. Only one thing's certain: with puking punks, pomegranate grenades and possible butterfly tornadoes, it's about to get chaotic.

It could be Tim's last time in Ancient Greece, but instead of saying goodbye, he's busy trading song titles with Apollo, delivering a package to Narcissus, escaping from Hera and - Holy moly! - making a pig of himself at Circe's table. Meanwhile his friends have forgotten who he is, so who will save him when it all goes wrong wrong wrong?