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Publisher
Zibby Publishing
Description
"Bud Stanley is an obituary writer who is afraid to live. Yes, his wife recently left him for a 'far more interesting' man. Yes, he goes on a particularly awful blind date with a woman who brings her ex. And yes, he has too many glasses of Scotch one night and proceeds to pen and publish his own obituary. The newspaper wants to fire him. But now the company's system has him listed as dead. And the company can't fire a dead person. The ensuing fallout...
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Pub. Date
2025.
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"A hilarious and sexy romance about a woman who gets dropped on a strange planet only to fall for not one, but two, aliens, from the author of I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf. Dorothy Valentine is close to getting her PhD in wildlife biology when she's attacked by a lion. On the bright side, she's saved! On the not-so-bright side, it's because they're abducted by aliens. In her scramble to escape, Dory and the lion commandeer an...
Author
Publisher
[Publisher not identified]
Pub. Date
[2022]
Description
"Thou shalt not lie, steal, cheat or...fall in love with your best friend. When my best friend, Hunter Ward, offers me the opportunity to star alongside him as the lead love interest in a music video he's directing, I'm torn between taking the gig and risking my heart. My job? To look and act like I'm in love with Hunter...without revealing my true feelings for him. I've seen the man in action and watched him work the room. I've witnessed countless...
8) Hey, Bruce!
Author
Publisher
Disney/Hyperion
Pub. Date
2022
Description
"Rupert, Thistle, and Nibbs, the fun-loving mice in Bruce's begrudgingly expansive family, guide readers on a quest for a fun reading experience, with Bruce the ever-reluctant star. As readers turn the page, flip the book, and follow the mice's increasingly silly instructions, Bruce is sent flying and tumbling―all as he looks right up the reader's nose! How will you interact with Bruce?" --Amazon.
12) Pig the rebel
Author
Publisher
Scholastic Press
Pub. Date
2022.
Description
It is Pig the Pug versus obedience school in this rhyming story of a dog's rebellion and downfall.
14) Don't trust fish
Author
Pub. Date
2025.
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Description
"This nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water"--
Author
Publisher
Dutton, [2020]
Pub. Date
2020
Description
"The Carls disappeared the same way they appeared, in an instant. While they were on Earth, they caused confusion and destruction without ever lifting a finger. Well, that's not exactly true. Part of their maelstrom was the sudden viral fame and untimely death of April May: a young woman who stumbled into Carl's path, giving them their name, becoming their advocate, and putting herself in the middle of an avalanche of conspiracy theories. Months later,...
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Publisher
Feiwel and Friends, an imprint of Macmillan Publishing Group, LLC
Pub. Date
2018.
Description
When their over-the-top ideas expand their amazing treehouse to include a giant submarine sandwich shop and a human pinball machine, Andy and Terry find themselves babysitting Mr. Big Nose's three troublesome grandkids.
Author
Publisher
[Publisher not identified]
Pub. Date
[2023]
Description
Connor Cane is strictly off-limits. Whats a girl supposed to do when her brothers best friend also happens to be an insanely handsome country music artist? When we cross paths again at a friend's wedding, I jump at the chance to write a song with him. Getting a cut on a Connor Cane album is just the leg up Im needing in my songwriting career. As our song gains traction leading up to the release of his record, so does the undeniable...
19) The book of Bill
Author
Publisher
Hyperion Avenue
Pub. Date
2024.
Description
"Did you miss him? The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself. Admit it, you missed him. Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family's most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and...
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Publisher
Rhysdon Press
Pub. Date
[2024]
Description
The Year is 1884 and Emma M. Lion has, at long last, gained her majority. Entering a golden age of friendship with Pierce, Islington, and Hawkes, Emma is confident she will manage whatever comes her way. It is The Season she must help Arabella secure a husband, while navigating the threat of Aunt Eugenia, the unflagging adoration of Charles Goddard, and the amusing unpredictability of St. Crispian's. But the secrets of her trusted friends are what...
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